‏Scott Allen Perry‏

Scott Allen Perry (aka SAP) is from Lafayette, LA. There are those whom have disputed this, citing Scott's actual birthplace as the mythical land of Valhalla. Evidence found in an ancient Sumerian text boasts of a "chosen one" who would, loosely translated, ooze Into the screens of cinemas and televisions and it would be really cool for everyone involved.

Scott's turn at the almost insurmountable role of Hansel in the 3rd grade production of "Hansel and Gretel" was the talk of P.T.A. meetings and bake sales for decades. His follow up turn as The Fox in a 4th grade production of "Pinocchio" was legendary, "... a wry, caustic performance that could be rivaled only by an actual fox."

The next logical step for SAP was to become the lead singer of a heavy metal, funk hybrid band in Austin, TX. In the wake of this funk Tsunami, SAP was once again bitten by the acting bug and headed west to Hollywood, CA. Wackiness ensued. His unpredictable nature is the only thing predictable about SAP. But you probably saw that one coming... or didn't you? SAP has created numerous unforgettable characters in film and television. Characters such as Three-Eyed-Dog-Girl and Maaarf the Magnificent on FuelTV's Stupidface, the mammary obsessed 80s key-tar player in Free Radio, the not seemingly phased by the news that his girlfriend is dead po'boy shop owner Anthony Antonelli on NCIS: New Orleans. It was his portrayal of the clean-shaven redneck Corley in CBS' Zoo that allowed SAP to flex his extreme talent of wearing flannel AND a trucker hat simultaneously. It also gave him the opportunity to get a gnarly case of chiggers which he attempted to burn off his skin with a pasty mixture of cayenne pepper, turmeric, and coconut oil. Yes, even the great ones do really dumb things when chigger-bit.

Keep your eyes (and 3D glasses) peeled for SAP snarking up the big screen as Carl in "Found Footage 3D." And see him as Ivan, the Russian Henchman with magnificent locks of hair that would make Vidal Sassoon audibly moan in the hilarious, celluloid gem "Keeping Up With the Joneses." And oh, there's more. Much more. Much, much, much, much more in store for all those who seek excellence on screens big and small, for that is where ye shall find Scott Allen Perry.